What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:29

You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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